that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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