just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
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He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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