Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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