Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
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I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
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She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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