It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
We talked him into tasing himself.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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