All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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