think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
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Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
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I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.