therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
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Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
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tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I would ride that face into the sunset