The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
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i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
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my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat