Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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