Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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