Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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