Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
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After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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