We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
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please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
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What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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