He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
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