That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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