I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
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frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
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I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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