Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
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