Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
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You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
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On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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