My brain says no but my pants say off.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
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