never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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