I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
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No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
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There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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