we're blogging at a bar
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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