he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I'm really busy with my period
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