brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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