3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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