adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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