too bad you live with your parents still
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach