? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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