Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Duck Duck Cougar?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
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