I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
this just has baby written all over it
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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