Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
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I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
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In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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