How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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