You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
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The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
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I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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