so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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