I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
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Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
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I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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