1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
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my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
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Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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