If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
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I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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