His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
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Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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