dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
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It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
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He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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