Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
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I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
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I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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