Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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