what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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