Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
