How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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