This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
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he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
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ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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