Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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