If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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