He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
i think i just lost a toe
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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