I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
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he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
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2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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