He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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