whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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