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this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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