i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Randomize
