I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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