brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I cut my penus on the lid.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Help. Why am I so naked?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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